Behind the Bar
The Brains, the Banter, and the Badboy System That Knows More Than Boab
This is usually where folk put an “About Us” section — wi’ a photo in a blazer, a quote about “synergy”, and some waffle about passion. No here!
Hello and welcome tae the TreeTop Tavern — where marketing advice gets chucked harder than Big Davie’s darts after three pints.
If ye prefer side-eye and punchlines fae Pixel — tae a guy in beige chinos lecturin’ ye — ye’re in the right place!
This aw started wi’ a laminated disaster. A menu, tae be exact — and the Freelance Frog just stared, stunned, and asked if it came wi’ a side o’ shame.
Next thing ye know, we wrote a book, built a brand, and somehow opened a digital marketing pub where the content’s got mair banter, tricks, and tools than Sandra’s got vape batteries on charge.
This site was built by the Frog — TreeTopFrog – if ye believe his LinkedIn — it’s an extension o’ the chaos: Part pub, part playbook, and part panic attack in a pie chart.
It’s aw powered by that beast o’ a system: AWESUM™ — aka the Tavern Toolkit — which, thankfully for me, works harder than a traffic warden on commission.
So aye, if ye like yer marketing advice served wi’ pints, pies, and the occasional dart tae the heid — pull up a stool and get wired in… What ye havin’?
Cheers, Boab!