Boab’s Greetings
Personal Messages, Recorded in the Tavern.
Birthdays, banter, big moments — and the kind o’ patter that actually lands.
What is Boab’s Greetings?
Sometimes a card doesn’t cut it.
Sometimes ye need Boab, a camera, and a wee bit o’ well-aimed nonsense.
Boab’s Greetings are personalised video messages, recorded in the TreeTop Tavern and tailored to the person, the occasion, and the in-jokes that matter.
– They’re warm.
– They’re funny.
– They’re never cruel.
Think pub banter with heart, delivered just for them.
What folk usually book them for
If it’s a moment worth marking, it’s fair game.
Example Greeting 🎥
Happy 70th, Dangerous Al
This is a real example, shared with permission, so you can see exactly what ye’re getting — tone, length, and level o’ chaos included.
How it works (dead simple)
You tell us:
Boab records the message in the Tavern
You get a private video, you can:
No faff. No scripts required (unless ye want one).
Pricing
£60 per personalised greeting
Typically 45 seconds of Tavern-approved patter.
Longer or special requests? Aye — just ask.
A wee note on tone (important)
– Never personal in the wrong way.
– Boab’s never nasty.
– Never punching down.
If you’re looking for something:
- Funny but kind
- Cheeky but respectful
- Memorable without being mortifying
You’re in the right place!