The Tattie Scone Strategy
The 9-Part Pub Strategy That Works Harder Than Big Davie on Free Pie Day.
Straight fae Boab’s Big Book o’ Marketing Myths, the Tattie Scone Strategy™ is the one-page plan that’s laminated, legendary, and guaranteed tae keep yer marketing fae fallin’ aff the plate.
It’s a one-sheet, nine-box strategy plan that pulls everything together — yer audience, yer offer, yer goals, and yer results — like the tattie scone ties together a proper fry-up. Without it, yer marketing’s just bacon and beans slidin’ aboot the plate.
What it Does
It’s a one-page marketing plan — a laminated wee legend dreamt up by TreeTopFrog himself 🐸.
Simple enough for Boab, smart enough for the Frog, and structured enough tae keep even Sandra fae interferin’.
The Tattie Scone Strategy™ forces ye tae answer the big questions folk usually dodge — ten boxes, one goal, nae excuses:
📋 The Tattie Scone Strategy Sheet
Tattie Scone Strategy Starter Pack
The Tattie Scone Sheet is the laminated heart of the Tavern’s strategy — one objective, one campaign, nine boxes, nae nonsense.
Download Your Tattie Scone Strategy Sheet
👇 Fill out the form and get yer FREE Tattie Scone Strategy Sheet 👇
Fill it in, fire it up, and finally run a campaign that would make even Big Davie proud. Yer pint — and yer profits — will thank ye.
Boab’ Book
By TreeTopFrog
You’ll find the full story behind the Tattie Scone inside Boab’s Big Book o’ Marketing Myths — the chapter where the Frog finally gets Boab tae see that a plan’s better than panic

🐸 Need a Second Pair o’ Frog Eyes?
When yer sheet’s filled but yer brain’s still fizzin’
Already ticked every box but still wonderin’ if it all lines up like a perfect fry-up? The Frog does the odd wee Frogify Chat — a pint-sized brainstorm tae season yer strategy right. Nae pitch, nae pressure — just a short blether wi’ the green genius himself tae make sure yer tattie scone’s cooked tae perfection.

