Freelancers, Designers & Daft Dev Geniuses Wanted

Designers, Devs & Daft Geniuses Wanted

Vibe Check Required

Welcome tae the TreeTop Tavern — where the business advice’s served hot, the metaphors are laminated, and the content’s dangerously close to becoming sentient.

We’re not just buildin’ a brand here — we’re buildin’ a universe. One with characters, chaos, marketing myths, daft calculators, and a pub dog that judges silently. But even the best bars need backup.

So here’s the deal

If you’re a freelancer, side-hustler, or skill-stacked wizard who’s brilliant at what ye do (and can handle a bit o’ pub banter while you’re at it), we want ye behind the bar.

We’re Lookin’ For

Designers who can build a page that doesn’t look like 2008 called and wants its gradients back
Web devs who actually know how to fix stuff without sayin’ “clear your cache”
Copywriters who can make folk laugh, cry, or click (in that order)
CRM wizards, funnel fixers, SEO’ers, and automation dabblers
AI wranglers, email whisperers, and template tinkerers

What ye get

If you’re a freelancer, side-hustler, or skill-stacked wizard who’s brilliant at what ye do (and can handle a bit o’ pub banter while you’re at it), we want ye behind the bar.

* Featured on our Trusted Freelancer List (if you pass the Vibe Check)
* First dibs on projects from our clients and Tavern partners
* Access tae our internal toolkit, templates, automations, and general digital wizardry
* Pixel might even stop judgin’ ye (no promises)

The Vibe Check

This part’s important.
We work fast, we work fun, and we work wi’ folk who:

* Know what a tattie scone metaphor means
* Can survive Boab’s inbox (and Sandra’s karaoke)
* Use “nae bother” in project updates
* Get the job done, no faff, nae drama

### 📝 Fill in the Form Below

We’ll ask for:

* Yer name, yer skills, yer digital hideout (portfolio/website)
* A sentence on why you’d survive the Tavern
* Bonus question: Favourite pub snack and why? (Judged harshly by Pixel)

If you’ve got what it takes, we’ll slide ye into the back room and unlock the good stuff — real briefs, real businesses, and a system that’s slicker than Davie’s chip night apron.

📩 Ready? Fire in yer details below, hit submit, and we’ll be in touch quicker than Sandra can forget her password.