💼 Join the AWESUM® Army
Earn Commission, Save Businesses, Look Smug
🍻 Boab’s Big Idea
So I says tae the Frog, “What if we sell it like pies? One for them, one for us, everybody wins.”
Turns out that’s exactly how affiliate marketing works, minus the pastry. And the Frog says if I’d shut up and stop printing referral codes on beer mats, he might actually show me how tae dae it properly.
🐸 The Frog’s Breakdown (Because Boab Was Gettin’ It Wrong Again)
The AWESUM® Affiliate Program is designed for folk who love a good system, hate wasted time, and wouldn’t mind earnin’ 15% monthly recurring commission while they’re at it.
You recommend AWESUM® (aka The Tavern Toolkit). They sign up. You get paid. Every month. As long as they stay.
It’s perfect for:
🔁 What’s In It for You?
✅ 15% Recurring Commission
Not just once. Every month they stick around, so do your earnings.
✅ Built-in Sales Support
We’ll help close deals if they need a wee nudge.
✅ Templates, Funnels & Freebies
We’ll gie ye high-converting tools tae use in your emails, socials, blogs.
✅ CRM So Good It Sells Itself
Booking systems, forms, AI replies, automations, reviews, funnels, dashboards — it’s like giving a business a full makeover in one click.
✅ You’re Backed by the Frog
That’s like havin’ a Michelin chef help ye sell toasties.
👥 Boab Tries (and Fails)
Boab printed his referral code on a pub quiz answer sheet.
He got 3 signups and wan angry phone call fae someone who thought it was a curry order line. Even then — he’s makin’ money.
Now imagine what someone wi’ a clue could dae…
📈 Real Affiliate Example
Sandara
Sandra shared her link wi’ her cousin who owns a Dog Grooming Spa. That cousin signed up, uses AWESUM® for appointments, reviews, and marketing.
Sandra now gets £19.05/month — which she calls her “cocktail contingency fund.” That’s £228 a year, just fae one sign-up.
Isla
Isla’s a student — but she’s nae daft. Between lectures and latte shifts, she told a few local businesses about AWESUM® — her auntie’s hairdresser, her flatmate’s boyfriend’s gym, the vegan café wi’ dodgy booking forms, and two more she found scrollin’ Instagram.
Five sign-ups later? Isla’s now pullin’ in over £90/month. That’s her Spotify, coffee, and cocktails – covered, every month.
One link. Ongoing cash. Magic.
💡 Want tae know why we use affiliate links in the first place?
👉 Read our main Affiliate Aye? blog post — it’s all laid oot, wi’ full honesty and a wee bit o’ sass.
💬 How To Get Started
🐶 Pixel’s Final Word
“I’ve seen Boab earn money in his sleep. Either this works — or he’s secretly sellin’ dog treats on the side.”